Sunday, August 31, 2008

JOHN McCAIN CHOOSES PEE WEE HERMAN AS SECRETARY OF STATE


In yet another surprise move, John McCain announced today that Paul Reubens, best known as Pee Wee Herman will be the Secretary of State in his administration.

Once again, Senator McCain has thrown out conventional wisdom by assembling his Cabinet prior to winning the election, or even formally accepting his party's nomination.

"I want the American people to know who will be working for them in Washington before they cast their ballots in November. In the coming weeks I will be announcing other members of my team." said McCain from Jackson, MS on Sunday.

Reubens was unavailable for comment since he has been dispatched to New Orleans to assist local officials who are preparing for Hurricane Gustav's possible landfall to reach the city. It is unclear exactly what role Reubens will have, but one city resident was overheard saying that "Pee Wee Herman could accomplish more than President Bush."

Other names have surfaced to serve in a future McCain administration, most notably, Al Margulies. When contacted at his home, Margulies denied any contact with the McCain camp.



1 comment:

Al M said...

You still picking on that Margulies guy?