Tuesday, January 27, 2009

NO FURTHER COMMENT IS NECESSARY


BLOWFISH TESTICLES SICKEN SEVEN DINERS IN JAPAN

TOKYO (AFP) – Seven Japanese have fallen ill with one in a critical condition after eating the testes of blowfish, police said Tuesday, renewing public fears over the dangerous delicacy.

The group ate raw meat and baked testes of blowfish -- known in Japan as fugu -- at an upscale restaurant late Monday in Tsuruoka, an old castle town by the Sea of Japan (East Sea), 350 kilometres (220 miles) north of Tokyo.

They were treated at a hospital for numbness in the hands and legs and other symptoms. One of them was in a critical condition on Tuesday.

"The victims included many public welfare volunteers and a town head. They came to party at the restaurant after a public welfare meeting," a Tsuruoka police spokesman said.

The seven men were aged between 61 and 69, except for a 55-year-old secretary at a community centre.

The restaurant, "Kibunya," did not have a licence from the provincial administration to prepare and serve blowfish, which contains tetrodotoxin in its organs, a powerful neurotoxin that can cause death in minutes.

Kibunya's owner, Iwao Aizawa, was being questioned by police on suspicion of professional negligence resulting in injuries.

"It is not so common to eat fugu in this region as it is caught in seas farther south. The fish was purchased from an ordinary dealer," the police official said.

Fugu, cooked in a cauldron or eaten in raw slices, is appreciated in Japan as a culinary delight, especially in the cold winter months. Its testes, known as shirako, are praised as creamy and rich in taste.

Blowfish deaths have fallen since 1983 when the health ministry instructed local authorities to ban eating of its dangerous parts. Only licensed chefs are now allowed to serve blowfish.

Six people died of blowfish poisoning in 2002 but since then Japan has seen no more than three deaths a year, according to health ministry statistics.

Blowfish is even called "teppou (gun)" in western Japan for its famous danger. In 1975, renowned kabuki actor Mitsugoro Bando VIII died at the age of 69 from eating a blowfish liver at a restaurant in Kyoto.


Wednesday, January 21, 2009

APPLIANCES MISSING FROM WHITE HOUSE

President Obama calls wife Michelle to tell her he found a fridge that he likes

DICK CHENEY RUMORED TO HAVE HURT BACK WHILE HELPING TO MOVE REFRIGERATOR

WASHINGTON (CAP) - Showing the resiliency that many say won him the election in the first place, President Barack Obama hugged his wife and children and mustered a smile for the reporters gathered on the South Lawn as he announced that the first family would be spending its first days in the White House without a washer, dryer or refrigerator.

"It, umm, appears that President Bush has, umm, taken the aforementioned appliances with him on his trip back to Crawford, Tex.," Obama said as he fought back tears. "This is not just a difficult time for Michelle and myself, and the girls, but a difficult time for all middle class Americans who just want a pair of clean socks."

According to CAP News sources at the White House, the appliances were present during Obama's walk-through just prior to the inauguration, but were noticed missing for the first time that evening. Witnesses did report seeing a pick-up truck with a large cargo departing from a service entrance shortly after Obama was sworn in as the 44th president, but believed workers were simply leaving with Dick Cheney's oxygen chamber.

"We all knew Obama would be tested as soon as he took that oath," said CAP News political analyst Fuad Reveiz. "How he handles this situation will set the stage for future crises, not the least of which is his own economic microcosm."

To Reveiz' point, Democratic leaders plan to push for $1,500 of the $350 billion in bailout money to be used for the purchase of new appliances for the Obamas. However, an unidentified Obama advisor said the president may be trying to have his old appliances shipped from Chicago if they have not yet been redistributed to another family. Civil rights leaders see a double standard.

"So President Obama has to use his old, crappy appliances - why? Because he's black?" said former Obama pastor Jeremiah Wright. "You know damn well if McCain had won he'd have a new refrigerator that makes those fancy ice cubes and always has a cold glass of water ready for your thirst.

"Everyone knows the way to break a black man's spirit is through his clothes and through his stomach," ranted Wright. "When will The Man stop trying to hold us down?"

Political pundits say if the Obamas do purchase new appliances, it could open the door to an entirely new controversy: whether or not to buy traditional white appliances or go with a more modern black look. Both sides of the aisle agree the new president could come across as indecisive if he opts to avoid any confrontation and go with something along the lines of chrome or stainless steel.

In the meantime, the Obamas have rented a small college dorm refrigerator for immediate needs and are using a local laundromat for their wardrobe thanks to the substantial amount of change they found wedged between the cushions of President Bush's old sofa.

"Thank God he left the toilet," said Reveiz, "or this could have been a lot worse."

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

PRESIDENT OBAMA'S NEW RIDE

The new President of the United States, Barack Obama, will be driven in a completely redesigned Cadillac Presidential Limousine after he is sworn in today.

Built by General Motors the armoured vehicle has been nicknamed ‘The Beast’. It is the latest in a line of cars built by Cadillac for the First Fleet, though historically the President has also been driven in Ford’s luxury brand, Lincoln. The latest Cadillac is reported to have military-grade armour at least eight-inches thick. The car is also said to be fitted with tear-gas cannons, reinforced tyres and a wheelbase built to resist bomb and missile attacks.

It has been 100 years since Congress approved funding for a presidential motor pool. President Wilson rode in a Cadillac during a parade marking the end of World War I and President Coolidge drove a 1928 Cadillac Town Car.

In 1938, the US government received two Cadillac convertibles – the Queen Elizabeth and the Queen Mary which were named after the ocean liners. Both were fitted with two-way radios, powerful generators and a huge array of weaponry. They continued to serve presidents Roosevelt, Truman and Eisenhower. Eisenhower also rode in a Cadillac Eldorado during his 1953 inaugural parade.

Cadillac next appeared in 1983, when President Reagan was driven in a Fleetwood which was the last equipped with the Turbo Hydra-Matic 400 3-speed automatic transmission. President Clinton rode in a Fleetwood Brougham powered by a 454 cubic inch (7.4 liter) V8.

Two presidential limousines have been used by the Bush administration. The first was a Deville Presidential model in 2001. President Bush updated it in 2004 with the DTS Presidential model.

The Secret Service is said to destroy all Presidential Limousines after their retirement to preserve their secrets.

HE'S IN!!!!



Wednesday, January 7, 2009

APPARENT LACK OF WORK FORCES "JOE THE PLUMBER" TO BECOME WAR CORRESPONDENT



TOLEDO, Ohio — Joe The Plumber is putting down his wrenches and picking up a reporter's notebook.

The Ohio man who became a household name during the presidential campaign says he is heading to Israel as a war correspondent for the conservative Web site pjtv.com.

Samuel J. Wurzelbacher (WUR'-zuhl-bah-kur) says he'll spend 10 days covering the fighting.

He tells WNWO-TV in Toledo that he wants to let Israel's "'Average Joes' share their story."

Wurzelbacher gained attention during the final weeks of the campaign when he asked Barack Obama about his tax plan.

He later joined Republican John McCain on the campaign trail. At one stop, he agreed with a McCain supporter who asked if he believed a vote for Obama was a vote for the death of Israel.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

IT'S TAX SEASON AGAIN


DETROIT (AP) — James Howarth is a little confused by two letters he has received from the Internal Revenue Service.

The Detroit defense lawyer received one letter in November that said he owed the IRS money — five cents.

He was warned that he should pay "to avoid additional penalty and/or interest," the Detroit Free Press reported Saturday.

Howarth says he then received a second letter telling him the government owes him money — four cents.

He was told he would have to request the refund since it's less than $1.

"When I owe them a nickel, I must pay them. It's not optional," he said. "But when they owe me, I have to ask for it."

Howarth says he's not sure if there is a connection between the two notices, or if the refund represents a recalculation of the original bill.

The perplexed lawyer says he called an IRS 800 telephone number but gave up after spending a long time on hold.

IRS spokesman Luis D. Garcia says the agency doesn't comment on individual accounts.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

THE TOP TEN POSTINGS FOR MY BLOG FOR 2008

The following are my personal favorites from the past year. They are not in any particular order, but I did limit myself to only one Sarah Palin post. (That was tough!)

Enjoy, and Happy New Year!

1: WARD CLEAVER DERAILS EFFORT TO RENAME PLAZA AFTER SUNSET BOB

http://rosswrede.blogspot.com/2008/08/ward-cleaver-derails-efforts-to-rename.html


2: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF GREEN ACRES

http://rosswrede.blogspot.com/2008/12/day-in-life-of-green-acres_26.html


3: ROSS WREDE REQUESTS $ 1 BILLION FROM GOVERNMENT BAILOUT

http://rosswrede.blogspot.com/2008/11/ross-wrede-requests-1-billion-from.html


4: THEY DID IT!!! I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME BELIEVING IT!!

http://rosswrede.blogspot.com/2008/11/they-did-it-i-still-have-hard-time.html


5: DICK CHENEY MEETS JOHNNY CASH

http://rosswrede.blogspot.com/2008/10/go-fuck-yourself.html


6: IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING, EXPLAIN IT IN TV TERMS

http://rosswrede.blogspot.com/2008/09/cnbc-how-will-bailout-work-no-one.html



7: AL MARGULIES TO SING NATIONAL ANTHEM AT REPUBLICAN CONVENTION

http://rosswrede.blogspot.com/2008/08/al-margulies-to-sing-national-anthem-at.html


8: TYPICAL RIGHT WING DOUBLETALK

http://rosswrede.blogspot.com/2008/09/typical-right-wing-doubletalk.html



9: PORTLAND WOULDN'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT THIS GUY

http://rosswrede.blogspot.com/2008/12/portland-wouldnt-be-same-without-this.html


10: NA NA HEY HEY GOODBYE! ( I cheated: Sarah's included here too.)

http://rosswrede.blogspot.com/2008/12/na-na-hey-hey-goodbye.html

HE'S BACK!!!! JOE THE PLUMBER URGES ALL AMERICANS TO BUY A DIGITAL TV CONVERTER BOX FOR OUR NATIONAL SECURITY